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[–] [email protected] 79 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Be me: has chickens

Also me: is a surburbanite

#restingchookface

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is it weird to say that your chicken looks straight gangsta? Like I'd invite that chicken to my smoke circle

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Not at all, she seriously is. She will steal your lit cigarette or joint and run off with it. Look at this chook, she’ll cut a bitch.

It was 42°C out so I had them inside to cool off.

Edit: Also, that is my smoke circle in the first pic haha

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Love it! You seem like good people, take a cool person puff for me today ✌️👍

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Awwh! Thank you for saying so ✌️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I think birds are just kind of smug and self assured in general.

[–] CADmonkey 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Same. Four hens and this big bastard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The suburban council area I live in doesn’t allow keeping roosters. Probably a valid rule to have.

[–] CADmonkey 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's their stance on dogs that bark all night?

Because this guy shuts up between the hours of 7 pm and 6 am.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That it’s against the noise curfew? Which ends at 7am on weekdays and 9am on weekends and public holidays. There are ~12 dwellings within 50m of my backyard. I would be an arsehole to all of those people if I kept a rooster. In fact, Void, the black chicken in the picture, has a brother named McFly. When he started crowing at around four months, we drove him out to my friend’s place in the country. He can be as noisy as he wants out there, and is living his best life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

You have a beautiful huge cock.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

i just want to thank you for starting a thread of people posting their chickens im the midst of a bunch of debatelords being debatelords.

the internet is a better place with you in it💗🐔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] JargonWagon 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Omgosh, your lovely lady looks very very similar to my old lovely lady that passed last year!

She was a rescue Issa Brown, we think she was a former farm layer due to the clipped beak. Absolute badass too tho.