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[–] Cruxifux 131 points 1 year ago (5 children)

My wife is very superstitious and I have never believed in ghosts or anything like that. Aliens, ghosts, magic, religions, totally confident that they aren’t real. When she told me she heard a weird voice calling her name one night I was incredibly skeptical and told her she was definitely dreaming because we live nowhere near anybody and it was -30 that night.

I am never gonna tell her I heard the voice too.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like your wife is having an affair with carbon monoxide

[–] Kowlown 32 points 1 year ago

Seriously check for it or buy a good detector

[–] LemmyFeed 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bruh.. That voice was most definitely a magic ghost alien..

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

A religious magic ghost alien!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You mean a teenage mutant ghost alien?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not even aliens? You really think there's zero other life forms in this universe?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also don't believe in aliens. The cliche Hollywood aliens that is that will abduct you and put probes inside you.

Im sure that there are other lifeforms in some other system just not the flying sorcerer type.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Im sure that there are other lifeforms in some other system just not the flying sorcerer type.

Ugh, I hope you're right. Flying aliens would be bad enough. But if the bastards can muticlass and use magic as well... we'd be doomed.

[–] afraid_of_zombies 4 points 1 year ago

Just setup a fountain with a toxic chemical in it with a sign to not drink from it. Based on every party I have ever been on half of them will be dead in minutes.

[–] pixeltree 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do other lifeforms exist? Sure. Have any ever visited earth? Definitely not.

[–] Chailles 2 points 1 year ago

Thirdly, if they were to visit Earth, do you really think that given the difficulty of traversing space, that you'd be able to identify signs of their arrival?

[–] elbarto777 10 points 1 year ago

Is your wife's name "woosh"?