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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] 800XL 132 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Naked? Check. Holding a gun? Check. It is most definitely John McAfee. Lol.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He’s not having a hooker shit on his chest through a hammock though, might not be him.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

He might be fucking a whale, we can't tell

[–] Donkter 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If there's one thing consistent about John McAfee, its that he doesn't like to wear a shirt.

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then how did he get those deep cut v-neck tan lines?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He only applies sunscreen in the shape of a v-neck to throw you off the track

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He doesn't, that's an image postprocessing effect. There's no V line, it's just a diagonal line where there's more brightness.

[–] Shialac 5 points 1 year ago

Sounds like the average person in Arizona

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

John McAfee the man that paid women to take a dump on him from a hammock above him?

That John McAfee?

[–] InternetCitizen2 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That guy also is just about everything Trump pretends.

[–] jarfil 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was. He took his life when caught.

[–] cashews_best_nut 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, I believe he was assasinated.

[–] jarfil 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well... who knows. He was held for 8 months in somewhat of a quantum flux prison.

According to the same DailyMirror article:

  • Jun 23, 2021 (Google link) - Spanish prison where John McAfee was found dead 'is like the Hilton'
  • 24 Jun 2021 (In-article title) - Prison in Spain where John McAfee was found dead in apparent suicide serves 'stale bread and cold hot dogs', has two bunk beds per cell and two inmates killed themselves in May

...so who knows. Maybe he even committed suicide and was assassinated at the same time! /s

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 1 points 1 year ago

Damn who hates the Hilton over at the daily mirror

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Nah there isnt any coke on his mustache, can't be him

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep, dude seriously went off the deepend after he sold McAfee

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

He was definitely odd, but even a broken clock is right twice a day; He hated what his old company has become, and at least owned up to the fact that he had a lady shit on his chest. When asked about it in interviews, he basically said something along the lines of “when you’re richer than God and have had sex with gorgeous women every day, things start to get stale and you look for more and more extreme things to get you going.”

He also 100% predicted that he was going to be Epstein’ed in a prison cell. He was very outspoken about the fact that he wasn’t suicidal and if he was ever found to have committed suicide, that it was a hit job. He specifically tweeted something along the lines of “if I’m ever found to have hanged myself, it wasn’t a suicide. It was a whack job.” He was found dead in a prison cell, with the death ruled a suicide by hanging. Which is either prophetic (he believed the US had a bounty on him, so he was very paranoid about getting murdered with the government covering it up,) or the best troll ever.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it really was just an epic troll. The man had run out his cash reserves, was at an age where he must've started feeling old. Spent decades experimenting wildly with drugs. He was by every outward metric a broken person. And also a person that valued his freedom to do whatever above everything else. Prison, forced clean and facing the very real possibility of never tasting freedom again. I just can't imagine that he wouldn't snap, which is a failure of the state to not keep him safe while in their ward. He was also extremely action oriented, he wasn't the type to contemplate suicide, it's either do it or don't.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Getting sober for the first time in decades, without proper medical support, is enough to become suicidal for sure. Hell, even with proper support, the psychological adjustment can be overwhelming.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

And we're not talking sober of mild drugs either. I fully believe this man did pretty much all drugs at least once.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

He was very outspoken about the fact that he wasn’t suicidal and if he was ever found to have committed suicide, that it was a hit job

The dude was also just fucking insane from 50 years of drug use lol. Wouldn't be surprised if committed suicide to troll the world or for his own crazy meth head paranoia reasons, but he was probably just crashing hard.

[–] jaybone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Archer 0 points 1 year ago

If your conspiracy depends on John McAfee not telling people things you've already failed

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

He also 100% predicted that he was going to be [killed]

And if you can't trust him, who can you trust?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, tough I don't think it looks that hot nowadays, last I checked the body was still being kept in the prision he died near me ~~as nobody claimed the body~~ EDIT: Wrong, news article in comments below.

[–] Spiralvortexisalie 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to Reuters his body was kept because of legal processes that should have just been cleared up now, two years later. Source: https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/spanish-court-rules-software-mogul-mcafees-death-was-suicide-2023-09-29/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh ok it seems I was misremembering.