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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wrong: cleaning ass only with toiler paper.

Right: Using a bidet after pooping.

Your asses will thank me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Bytemeister 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Roommates toothbrush.

[–] CosmicCleric -1 points 17 hours ago

True that. Best to nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Secret sauce: Do the drying with the hair dryer on mid heat.

[–] ivanafterall 1 points 16 hours ago

I like to use an old-school badger hair shaving brush.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I've read somewhere that blowing air in a vagina is super dangerous so I'm a little bit hesitant to put a blow dryer near my asshole but it does sound... Oddly comfortable

[–] vivavideri 1 points 16 hours ago

Blowing directly into, yes; however, if it's an indirect yet concentrated breeze isn't it moreso increasing the odds for vaginal flatulence?

Personally I wouldn't mind a queef or two if it meant a guarantee that my butt's clean lmao

[–] AA5B 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I don’t have a hair dryer but some bidets do have a dry setting that blows hot air

I can imagine it being comfortable once but then I’m imagining dry chapped skin where you least want it