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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Men just can't last as long as women. Saying this as a man, if a lady wants to go for 2 hours I start getting weird penis pain pangs and honestly become a bit exhausted. Meanwhile, I know a gal who really only starts to get into sex after her third orgasm, and can easily keep going for a whole day.

We were born with fatal flaws and faulty equipment.

[–] tux7350 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wouldn't say that the equipment is faulty, it just doesn't come with an owners manual. If you can find a copy, chapter 6 is called "Poking the Prostate" it goes into great detail about how to go all day and have multiple orgasms. Turns out the engineers just have a sense of humor on where they placed the components.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Okay, this one's on me. I'll admit, my ass is really tight and gets sore easily. As much as I'd be interested in an 8 hour pegging session, I know I'd tap out within the first hour. I salute all the men stronger than me.

[–] YarHarSuperstar 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You've clearly never met any queer folks who do meth. But yes, normally it's difficult to go more than a few hours speaking as someone with a penis.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You’ve clearly never met any queer folks who do meth.

Rude.

[–] YarHarSuperstar 7 points 1 week ago

Sorry I didn't mean to be rude by saying it. Just pointing out that there are exceptions, some of whom are meth users.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I know right he is totally queer meth exclusive

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dunno bro, you don't necessarily need to use your penis to make her come three times and last longer than two hours.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm just saying that I've been with a lot of men and women, and in my experience men are typically satisfied after 1-2 orgasms. Women are typically satisfied after 2-4. From the boasts I've heard from some of the lesbians I know, I'd expect a real marathon session to have both parties orgasming 10+ times. The math just doesn't check out for dudes.

Obv you can spend as much time as you want making your partner cum, but at a certain level of disparity it resembles sex less and more masturbation with a tool.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My record is almost 8 hours friend.

You (or your partner) need to get good. Or maybe don't because I was fucking sore after that one, it wasn't really worth it.

[–] TheBat 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What do you even do for 8 hours???

I'm a clueless virgin if you can't tell

[–] InternetCitizen2 11 points 1 week ago

Read her vagina the bible because she is about to get an exorcism ^lol^ .

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I have two pieces of sage wisdom friend:

  1. You will spend countless hours of your life fucking. If you ever get the least bit bored, you're doing life wrong. There is a truly infinite number of ways to accomplish the task at hand.

  2. You have spent exactly 0 hours thus far fucking. Like all things in life, fucking is a skill. It takes practice to be good at it.

But honestly I don't really remember, it was several years ago now. I can say with certainty that we didn't have many toys at the time, so it was 90% me, her, and her shitty dorm room.

[–] daggermoon 6 points 1 week ago

Fucking hell, 3 in one session. My record is 1. Maybe 3 in a day but in one session?