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[–] dual_sport_dork 72 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The Victoria Amazonica has been reportedly observed, in one instance, to support a load of 498 pounds.

If you try to pull this sort of thing off, do note that the load has to be evenly distributed across the leaf. And also be spread out enough that it does not punch through, i.e. standing on it on your own two feet would probably be a fraught undertaking. Best to lie on it on your belly. Given that this is endemic to the tropics of South America, I would also recommend you have fun avoiding getting eaten by piranhas and/or giant anacondas while you try it.

[–] Blue_Morpho 66 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I googled it and there are many pictures of people standing on them but standing on a disc placed on the pad to distribute the weight just as you said.

[–] cheese_greater 17 points 2 days ago

Those are clearly Lotads, Sir!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It could be GMO'd to make the leaf thicker

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd rather work on becoming a small Asian lady thanks

[–] cheese_greater 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Thats 225 kg for anyone else wondering

[–] cheese_greater 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I will distribute the fuck outta my load when the occasion arises, I promise you

[–] jordanlund 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

are they though?

the odds of a person being attacked by candiru are "(a)bout the same as being struck by lightning while simultaneously being eaten by a shark."

[–] Benjaben 6 points 2 days ago

Not the peepeeholefish :(