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[–] [email protected] 403 points 21 hours ago (8 children)

Columbine kicked off an epidemic of school shootings because of the attention it got. Some people need a focus for their misery and I am not ashamed to say that I would rather see heartless corporate executives fear for their safety instead of school children gunned down as they hide in a closet. Just putting that out there.

[–] Benjaben 66 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It really would be a strange kind of uniquely American poetry if our school shooting problem inverted itself into a megacorp CEO shooting solution.

[–] CaptSneeze 51 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

If a few more CEOs gets off’d, they’ll ram gun control legislation through congress faster than Trump can wolf down a Big Mac.

[–] Thrashy 1 points 12 minutes ago

Given that the guy used a (partially) 3D-printed gun, I just can't fucking wait to see how the overbroad knee-jerk restrictions are going to impact the hobbyist maker space.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

A papercut that draws blue blood is a bigger issue to these freaks than a river of poor corpses.

[–] Benjaben 19 points 16 hours ago

Historically it's been threats to the owner / controller class that have produced serious gun control legislation in the US, so you are probably right! But if you mean actual confiscation a la Australia, pretty sure that's off the table here. Sincerely think it'd spark a war no matter who sincerely attempts it or why.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The cat is out of the bag, no? 3d printing guns is a bit of a Pandoras box in regards to gun control. Especially in America where it has been legal for so long

[–] unphazed 2 points 13 hours ago

Federally legal. I didn't realize it but like 14 states outlaw them and others have prohibitions on parts of them. Honestly, I'm impressed it didn't break. The idea of making one makes me nervous over safety. I haven't even been brave enough to print a stock or foreguard simply out of concern. I also don't trust aluminum casings (if a shell splits it's likely damaging the barrel or receiver).

[–] jaybone 3 points 12 hours ago

Or they just make it easier for CEOs to get and carry guns.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Hello lonely young men with something to prove, have you seen how much positive attention Luigi got

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Luigi got attention for being arrested, the police are the ones alleging that he was the one who shot the CEO.

[–] 3ntranced 14 points 16 hours ago

I've got very few long term prospects, very little empathy for the undeserving wealthy, and a whole lot of spare time.

Ladies, look out 😎

[–] [email protected] 20 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

well im lonely but i dont want to goto jail.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is if the collective can set Luigi free then you might be okay with the deal?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

no ill miss my computer too much but it is tempting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

You can't miss your computer if you die guns blazing or drive off a cliff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

In Heaven all those ads promising a "Free Alienware" if you just fill out a survey are actually true.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

depends what situation id get myself into. I'm fond of being alive currently.

[–] robocall 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Just avoid eating inside restaurants for awhile.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

This convo is heavy sarcasm, no person should do something stupid based on shit read online.

But school shootings are bad thing to do though

[–] jaybone 2 points 12 hours ago

Hey kids.

Don’t shoot a school.

Shoot a CEO instead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

we are not talking about school shootings.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Well yeah, don't you remember game theory talking about how big his cock is?

[–] Dohnuthut 82 points 21 hours ago

I am glad to know I'm not alone in this line of thinking!

[–] thedirtyknapkin 38 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

shit, i would say school shootings are endemic now.

[–] DrunkEngineer 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Workplace shootings are nothing new. Where do you think the term Going Postal comes from?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Damn I thought it was the hit game POSTAL 2

[–] unphazed 4 points 13 hours ago

Watch the Postal movie for a real wtf humor/horror experience. I enjoyed it, but it's a sensitivity PR nightmare.

[–] demizerone 2 points 16 hours ago

In this regard, all the media attention might be a good thing. I haven't seen this much coverage since that runaway bride horse shit 15 years ago.

[–] Skullgrid 5 points 20 hours ago

I really hope Jo Miran is an alias.

Maybe of the Buckee's beaver?