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[–] [email protected] 73 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Hello lonely young men with something to prove, have you seen how much positive attention Luigi got

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Luigi got attention for being arrested, the police are the ones alleging that he was the one who shot the CEO.

[–] 3ntranced 13 points 18 hours ago

I've got very few long term prospects, very little empathy for the undeserving wealthy, and a whole lot of spare time.

Ladies, look out 😎

[–] [email protected] 20 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

well im lonely but i dont want to goto jail.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is if the collective can set Luigi free then you might be okay with the deal?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

no ill miss my computer too much but it is tempting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

You can't miss your computer if you die guns blazing or drive off a cliff

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

In Heaven all those ads promising a "Free Alienware" if you just fill out a survey are actually true.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

depends what situation id get myself into. I'm fond of being alive currently.

[–] robocall 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Just avoid eating inside restaurants for awhile.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

This convo is heavy sarcasm, no person should do something stupid based on shit read online.

But school shootings are bad thing to do though

[–] jaybone 2 points 15 hours ago

Hey kids.

Don’t shoot a school.

Shoot a CEO instead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

we are not talking about school shootings.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Well yeah, don't you remember game theory talking about how big his cock is?