Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 month ago by ccunning to c/dadjokes

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No one knows the cure.

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[–] kamenlady 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

The virus only gets ya, if you party INXS

[–] Num10ck 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

and then Wham!

[–] too_high_for_this 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One more pun and I'm calling The Police.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do that and I’m fleeing to Europe

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds good I will go to Asia

[–] Crackhappy 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Screw that, Boston's where it's at.

[–] too_high_for_this 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

[–] Blaster_M 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well it definitely isn't Chicago

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

more like a Small Town.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is everyone in such a Rush to leave?

[–] DMCMNFIBFFF 4 points 1 month ago

The Countdown's begun.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You have to know when enuff z'nuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah. For your immune system to be so compromised you need to drink a magnum at least.