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[–] AGD4 104 points 2 months ago (3 children)

So did someone f**k a costco rotisserie chicken and this is how I'm learning about it?

[–] over_clox 55 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Hey, it's better than the maggoty coconut..

[–] Agent641 72 points 2 months ago

Her name was Margaret Thatcher and you ought to show some respect for the UKs first demonic prime minister

[–] ummthatguy 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I did not need that reminder in my life.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

May I remind you about the cum box? That nasty, crusty old shoe box.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sigh... Ruin my brain, please. I don't know this one.

[–] thermal_shock 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I will never forgive you for giving in to my request. I need healthy boundaries set for me!

[–] ummthatguy 9 points 2 months ago

I'll throw one back in 2 words: Jolly Rancher

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Could be his dad for now old it is, but now I’m wondering if this is where he got his hair style from.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ah, yes! The coco nut

[–] Omgarm 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, who hasn't at this point?

[–] werefreeatlast 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I haven't yet! So how was it?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Listen, you don't have to pretend here. This is a safe space.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Everyone pops their cherry at some point, but it doesn't necessarily mean everyone has done it yet.

[–] werefreeatlast 3 points 2 months ago

Oh fine. I didn't return it for a full refund, just in case anyone else hasn't either.

[–] SkyezOpen 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AGD4 3 points 2 months ago

Thank you for the clarification. That was a very risky click.