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Some people call him a stable genious. He passed a cognitive test don't you know. Man, Woman, TV, Camera, Lights.
At this rate, in 2 months his campaign slogan will be 'meep'
Some call him the gangster of dumb
Some people call him Mo Lester
‘Cause he reeks of pompousness of Trump
Cause he's a grifter
A word-twister,
A campaign fund lifter
He takes his pictures on some graves
He's a groper
He's a moper.
He is Putin's blower
Embezzling all his campaign funds
[email protected]
(among other things)
Waaa waaaa
If you lik you can get marry
Some people call him Les Reece
Grab em by the peach tree
Ok, but this is a direct quote. Oh holy ... what a time to be alive.
I had to verify myself. It’s even more batshit with more context. After that the bing bongs and weird gesticulations he says “you know what that is, right?” wtf no we have no idea wtf that is lmao
But you not understanding him just proves how much of a genius he is! /s
Person woman man camera TV
I hate that this takes up space in my brain
lol I was pretty close considering I was just pointing out it was a string of things he was seeing at that moment. A game of "I Spy with my little eye" in real time.
WHALE
When he is talking about stable genius he means the building.
His campaign song should be ooga booga big, ooga booga strong, I'm gonna sing my ooga booga song
(Especially considering nobody else will let him use their music)