Whats more concerning, is this is being posted by one of the kids parents. Which means THEY were born sometime in BCE. Which means they were alive and old enough to have kids when Jesus was born.

WHY ARE THEY NOT REVEALING THEIR TRICKS OF IMMORTALITY????

And also, why are they threatening their kids life?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I thought Jesus was born a few years after his official birth year though?

[–] Lost_My_Mind 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

About 34 years later, yeah. But it was also 40 days after his death. Making Jesus a zombie. Or, alternatively, it makes religion as a whole self admitted bullshit. Your call, christians.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

There are other options besides those two, like not having accurate historical records to know the actual date of birth and death, so that there are lots of conflicting accounts.

I agree that religion in general is a crock used by charlatans to control people.
But I suspect that this isn't the gotcha you think it is, especially because I don't think that the precise dates really matter to the religion.

[–] Archer 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What? No, Jesus was a Lich

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

A small correction and „fun fact“: there is no year zero. 1 BC is followed by 1 AD. Consequently things like the turn of the millennium happen a year after we celebrate them. But people found that weird.

[–] Buddahriffic 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like that just means 0 AD = 1 BC rather than there not being a 0 AD. Could have -1000 AD, too.

[–] pyre 2 points 3 months ago

that's ISO. if you're putting the AD, 0 is not valid. the BC is specifically there because -AD isn't a thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The disturbing answer to both of your questions is drinking blood of children keeps you young. It's all about adrenochrome and you can but shouldn't google it

[–] Lost_My_Mind 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So THAT'S why republicans want to ban abortion, and why mitch mcconnell just WON'T die already.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"We will raise your kid", sure you will "raise" them

[–] Lost_My_Mind 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Raise them right into their mouth.

[–] Aedis 1 points 3 months ago

Raise as in how you raise a wine glass to drink from it afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

adrenochrome

Several small-scale studies (involving 15 or fewer test subjects) conducted in the 1950s and 1960s reported that adrenochrome triggered psychotic reactions such as thought disorder and derealization

Interesting. This is probably what makes people, who would normally not kill or do other horrible acts, to do so in conditions of extreme distress and then later have a feeling of it never have actually happened, making them still be able to live life with about the same personality as before.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's long debunked and today a conspiracy theory

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well, it does say "15 or fewer subjects".

So, not much of an expectation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And also, why are they threatening their kids life?

Probably some Biblical mumbo-jumbo.

[–] Lost_My_Mind 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen a post with zero upvotes.....did you un-upvote your own post???

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yes, that's possible to do.

You can even downvote your own post. Like here