this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2024
434 points (98.0% liked)

196

16790 readers
3401 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

^other^ ^rules^

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Got_Bent 23 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Should've gone with Washington Senators and Cleveland Spiders. Commanders and Guardians are just never going to appeal to me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cleveland Spiders shouting out the worst team in MLB history, I like it.

[–] Got_Bent 6 points 5 months ago

They were overall pretty good until the owners fucked them over. Not unlike the A's today.

[–] VonCesaw 9 points 5 months ago

Aren't the Cleveland Guardians named after the Cleveland Guardians

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I really wanted Cleveland to be the Rockers, but that didn’t happen. They could have had Charlie Sheen as their mascot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They already have the Clash City Rockers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Cleveland does? Which sport?

They should also just pick one name for the teams, so people could reuse their schwag.

Everything in Cleveland is the Browns.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Sorry I meant "Clash City Rockers" already exists - it's a song. I'm not sure if any sports teams have the same name

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 5 months ago

I agree that Commanders and Guardians aren't good names, but Senators and Spiders are comically bad 😄

You want endless corruption scandals from pure nominative determinism and fans with a common phobia having a fear response to the name? Because that's how you get ants! 😉