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[–] cabron_offsets 57 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Dolphins? Couches? Potato salad? Does this guy just go around sticking his dick in stuff?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I saw that there reports he didn't fuck a couch, then someone shared an interview where he said he did... Did Republicans even try to dig shit on this guy?!?!

[–] paddirn 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They had to retract that report, because they could not verify that he’s not a sectional predator.

[–] GlitchyDigiBun 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's a disgusting pillowphile!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Oh no, if he and the MyPillow guy meet there will be a reckoning

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 1 points 4 months ago

I heard him referred to as a homosectional, and i like to think Kamala approved that message.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 5 points 4 months ago

Where’s that interview??

[–] omega_x3 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He didn't fuck the couch, to completion

[–] bitwaba 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Of course the couch didn't cum, it's a fucking couch. What's wrong with you people?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it's just you who can't bring the couch to completion...?

[–] bitwaba 1 points 4 months ago

I'll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I've interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn't artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Waaaaaait there’s video of this? Also, what’s all this about potato salad‽

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Found out it was faked after but still have the searching dolphin porn to lean on xD

[–] ccunning 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

“If this gonna be that kinda party, imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Those potatoes weren't mashed when someone put them on the table.

[–] cabron_offsets 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

B boys makin wit da freak freak

[–] jaybone 2 points 4 months ago

sample was originally from Sanford and son?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Okay what's the potato salad thing?

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning 4 points 4 months ago

He's just an ambulatory version of the "Instructions Unclear" meme.

[–] linearchaos 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I read his book. It read about like he just shoved his dick in a typewriter and flopped it around for a few hundred pages.

[–] werefreeatlast 4 points 4 months ago

Back in my day, that would have been impossible without some kind of penile injury as you probably would have needed to slam that thang pretty good on every key. People now-a-days are spoiled because their keyboards are so sensitive. You could even sneeze and type something from a microphone type writer.