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[–] [email protected] 139 points 4 months ago (2 children)

He played the sax 🎷 on TV to get elected and then had sex in the oval office with that intern. Ahhh those were more innocent times.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Remember the outrage! A president who didn't tell the truth about his sex life right away was unthinkable!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's pretty funny

During the deposition, Clinton was asked "Have you ever had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky, as that term is defined in Deposition Exhibit 1?" The judge ordered that Clinton be given an opportunity to review the agreed definition. Afterwards, based on the definition created by the Independent Counsel's Office, Clinton answered, "I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky." Clinton later said, "I thought the definition included any activity by [me], where [I] was the actor and came in contact with those parts of the bodies" which had been explicitly listed (and "with an intent to gratify or arouse the sexual desire of any person"). In other words, Clinton denied that he had ever contacted Lewinsky's "genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh, or buttocks", and effectively claimed that the agreed-upon definition of "sexual relations" included giving oral sex but excluded receiving oral sex

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

This is the most lawyer thing I've read. Hahaha. I totally forgot about that.

Yes I abused my position of power to get head from a junior intern. But.... the rules are the rules, what you gonna do?

[–] workerONE 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's only accused of raping one woman and she wasnt under age.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"suspected"

Not defending anything here but I don't think he's been formally accused

[–] workerONE -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

She told her friend about it at the time in 1978. Her story has never changed. She went public in 1999. The problem seems to be that before that in 1998 she didn't want to talk about it and denied the allegations.

https://www.npr.org/2016/10/09/497291071/a-brief-history-of-juanita-broaddrick-the-woman-accusing-bill-clinton-of-rape

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

For sure. Not defending our advising anyone, just pointing out he's never been officially charged or tried on it, out side of Congressional hearings