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[–] Etterra 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There's a meme my wish I had saved where she rattles off this list of accomplishments she's had over entire career, and then wraps it up with "but you fuck one damned ghost" or some such. If anybody has that saved somewhere, may I request you post it? It's a great one.

[–] negativenull 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra 4 points 4 months ago

That's the one, thanks!

[–] too_high_for_this 3 points 4 months ago

The original:

Two Scotsman were sitting on top of a hill that overlooked their small village. During a break in the conversation, one man lets out a sigh as he's looking down at his village, and his friend asks him what's wrong.

"Look at that town down there." he replied. "You see the bridge crossing the river that leads into our village? I built that bridge with my own two bare hands. But do they call me McGregor, the Bridgebuilder? No.

"And you see the Church in the middle of our village, overlooking the square? Well I built that Church with my own two bare hands. And do they call me...McGregor, the Churchbuilder? No."

He pauses, and looks over at his friend. "But fuck ONE sheep."