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Bidet users, how do you dry your ass afterward? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/asklemmy

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I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

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[–] BradleyUffner 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Tell you what. You drop a nice creamy dump on your floor, then try to get it clean with dry toilet paper. Let us know how it goes.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You don't shit on yourself though, or at least I hope so.

You only wipe away the residue and not the entire shit

[–] BradleyUffner 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The residue of shit is still shit.

[–] naught101 2 points 4 months ago

I feel like this comment could be applied in many diverse contexts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yes, but your comparison was shit.