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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"your hot wife obviously is suffering from sexy demons. I need to use my specialized equipment to vigorously purge them from her, once each evening, and sometimes just after lunch..."

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 61 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That sounds far fetched until you remember that they diagnosed women with hysteria and treated them by giving them orgasms. When the vibrator was invented to treat muscle pain much later, doctors latched onto them for treating hysteria to give their hands a break.

[–] disguy_ovahea 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Absolutely. Hystéra is Greek for uterus. Hysteria, or the “roaming uteri” theory was a successor to Plato’s theory of hysterical suffocation. They believed that the uterus could migrate around the body, placing pressure on internal organs. It’s like gynecological fan fiction.

[–] roguetrick 23 points 1 week ago

When pregnant that's a pretty good explanation of what it does though. Uterus just tells everybody up to the diaphragm to get outta the fucking way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] disguy_ovahea 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Duh. Uterus is Latin. Thanks. I’ll edit for clarity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had to look it up myself lol

[–] disguy_ovahea 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I couldn’t remember the spelling of the Greek word, so I looked it up yesterday for that comment. I searched “Greek word for uterus” and then wrote Latin in the comment like a dingus.

Not only was Plato Greek, but Latin words that end in “us” are pluralized with an “i.” It was all right there mocking me. Lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wasn't at all mocking! It wasn't even me who caught it. My GF was like "Hmmm, thats too internet-only-fact" and looked it up. Just passing it along cause I sure as shit didn't know lol

[–] disguy_ovahea 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No worries! I didn’t take it as such. I meant the comment itself was mocking me. I knew better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, yeah, that feeling sure is fun... especially when it catches a hyperfixation wave.

[–] disguy_ovahea 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you been talking to my therapist? Lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No we just gone so crazy that you don't even remember I'm you buddy! Try and remember on Wednesday, it's embarrassing when we don't check the mirror on our way out the door, can't have that happening again.

[–] disguy_ovahea 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not after that Hoffstadtler presentation mishap, no.

You’re fun. I hope you and your girlfriend have a great weekend!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Lol thanks! I feel the same. Enjoy what's left of your weekend too!

[–] Dadifer 8 points 1 week ago

I think that makes up for a lot of bad things that were done.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AFKBRBChocolate 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think you responded to the wrong comment

[–] toynbee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is your username a modem interpretation of OMGWTFBBQ?

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 1 points 1 week ago

I'm not sure I've seen that one, but it does seem to have the same vibe.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] iAvicenna 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

that still exists today in Turkey

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Well in that case

Merhaba, bugün doktorunuz olacağım. Lütfen eteğinizi kaldırın, iç çamaşırınızı çıkarın ve her zamanki pozisyonu alın.

[–] boatsnhos931 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you tell us more? It sounds legitimately interesting.

[–] iAvicenna 2 points 1 week ago

well your regular small scale religious cult leader being the main point of contact for every health concern (because they set up shop in a very rural area with a lot of religious conservatism and limited health care). People go to them for all sorts of reasons and when you are a female the general answer is you are infested with demons I can help you personally in my bedroom. It is especially ironic when they go to this person because a female cant get pregnant and then voilà!