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Marital troubles in the Kremlin. Vladimir Putin's girlfriend is increasingly jealous of Donald Trump, who since becoming US president again has been blowing the Russian president much more often than she does.

And not just more often, but much better. For example, when Trump accused Ukraine of starting the war between the two countries and not Russia, Vladimir Putin had an orgasm more intense than any other in his life. The orgasm that Trump gave him effectively surpassed any orgasm he ever had with his girlfriend.

What's more, Trump sometimes gets Elon Musk to blow Vladimir Putin, which the American billionaire is more than happy to do - which only makes the Russian president's girlfriend even more jealous.

And the future doesn't look good for her. Trump will soon be meeting Putin in person, on which occasion he will blow him even more intensely than before. Ironically, this meeting between the two - a meeting in which one man will suck another man's cock - will take place in the capital of Saudi Arabia, a country where homosexuality is punishable by death.

cross-posted from: https://scribe.disroot.org/post/2005369

British Foreign Minister David Lammy said on Thursday he saw no appetite from Russia for peace with Ukraine after listening to his Russian counterpart Sergei Lavrov talk at a closed-door meeting of the top G20 diplomats in South Africa.

Lammy was speaking to Reuters on the sidelines of a meeting of foreign ministers from the world's biggest economies, which has been overshadowed by dispute between members over the Ukraine war, among other disagreements.

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Three empty buses have exploded on the southern edge of Tel Aviv in what Israeli police say is a "suspected terror attack". It happened in parking lots in the city of Bat Yam on Thursday night. There were no casualties. Devices on two other buses failed to explode, police said.

British Foreign Minister David Lammy said on Thursday he saw no appetite from Russia for peace with Ukraine after listening to his Russian counterpart Sergei Lavrov talk at a closed-door meeting of the top G20 diplomats in South Africa.

Lammy was speaking to Reuters on the sidelines of a meeting of foreign ministers from the world's biggest economies, which has been overshadowed by dispute between members over the Ukraine war, among other disagreements.

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Hiya, anyone has recommendations for bike carriers for cats? I would prefer something in the front so i can keep an eye on my cat mostly for going to the vet.

My wifes bike is kne of those filding ones so there is no carry but at the back so looking for something that either secures to the handlebars or between the seat and handlebars.

Seen a few whicker basket types, but never used those before. Would appreciate any recommendations 🐱

Moin Leute,

neuer Tag, neues Glück. Wie läuft's? Was gibt es neues bei euch aus Film, Fernsehen und Kultur? Aus Gaming und der Bibliothek? Oder wo ihr sonst noch so wart.

Hab letzten Freitag Bullet For My Valentine und Trivium gesehen. War nicht schlecht, aber auch nicht mehr so gut wie ich es mal in Erinnerung gehabt hab. Dafür ist mittlerweile das komplette Line-Up für's Summer Breeze Festival da. Ist zwar noch ne Weile hin aber freu ich mich schon riesig drauf. Und Bloodred Hourglass kommen dieses Jahr auch nochmal nach Berlin. Bin ich auf jeden Fall auch dabei. Genauso wie bei Lacuna Coil. Oh je. Kalender is schon echt voll.

Und in knapp 2 Stunden startet der Verkauf für ne Try out show von The Gathering in Originalbesetzung von vor 25 Jahren. Bin aber pessimistisch was tickets an geht, da es von Ticketmaster kommt. Abgesehen davon wär ich lieber im August da hin gefahren, aber hab den Ticketverkauf leider verpasst (Danke nochmal SPAM-Filter).

Ansonsten wie immer schon mal im voraus ein schönes Wochenende euch allen

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Sustainability is sexy.