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[+] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (2 children)

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[–] Sheeple 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My body is a temple

It's old decrepit and I'm pretty sure it's haunted

[–] solidgrue 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My body is a temple.

It was built in fear of Eldritch Things, ravaged by time itself and forgotten under unfamiliar stars.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

My body is a temple.

It makes weird cracking noises and nobody knows how it hasn't collapsed yet.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My body is a temple.

The boring kind that looks like a used car lot, not the cool kind that gets explored by Lara Croft.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

My body is a temple.

It was demolished by people with no regard for old things.

It's me. I'm people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

One must consecrate sacred ground. Cheers

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Gosh, I wish.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

🤣

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I treat my body like the sack of meat and bone it actually is.

By slowly smoking it at low heat over a long period of time. (I'm a smoker)

[–] omnomed 4 points 10 months ago

Chain smokers entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

I treat my body like a temple. (a pagan temple during the crusades of Richard the lionheart) .

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

my body is a soviet apartment building

its not pleasing aesthetically, but at least it works

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That's a good description of the penal system.