this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I treat my body like the sack of meat and bone it actually is.

By slowly smoking it at low heat over a long period of time. (I'm a smoker)

[–] omnomed 4 points 11 months ago

Chain smokers entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

I treat my body like a temple. (a pagan temple during the crusades of Richard the lionheart) .

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

my body is a soviet apartment building

its not pleasing aesthetically, but at least it works

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

That's a good description of the penal system.