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[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

USBUSB (Universal Serial Bussy ) was originally developed and introduced in 1996 as a way of setting up communication between a man and a man by replacing many varieties of sex and penis ports. Developed by a number of American femboys such as myself, Isaac Corporation, it became the standard intercourse method for men such as you, me & my boyfriend, your boyfriend, digital cameras, the president and extremely hard men.

[–] simin 2 points 11 months ago

human centipad

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Looks familiar

[–] Phoenix3875 27 points 11 months ago

Don't laugh, this is a serial question.

[–] prayer 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

☕ exists why use the pot when you can literally use a cup like in the image

[–] LemmysMum 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's coffee, not tea. Goddamned heathen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Deuces 5 points 11 months ago

That's a steaming cup of mouthwash

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That emoji is called "hot beverage".

A cup of a steaming-hot beverage, usually taken as coffee or tea. Sometimes shown on a saucer.

https://emojipedia.org/hot-beverage

[–] LemmysMum 0 points 11 months ago

Just because they're wrong doesn't mean you have to be.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I did not even notice the foot

[–] Resol 12 points 11 months ago

United States of Belgium (this was a real country that existed at some point in time)

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 11 months ago

USA

USB

USC

USD

[–] kittenzrulz123 10 points 11 months ago

Nah the USA was so great that they had to make a USB to capitalize on its success

[–] amtwon 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Universal Serial Aus

[–] ghostface 5 points 11 months ago

If USB is so great why did they make a USB-C?!?

Makes you think

[–] cashews_best_nut 5 points 11 months ago

Sneakyforegroundfoot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

We like to spread our awesomeness

[–] SGL 4 points 11 months ago

If USA is so great, why did they invent USB without cable?

[–] RizzRustbolt 2 points 11 months ago

For the Ugly Friend Effect.