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[–] SeeMinusMinus 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Who's job is it to breed anime girls and where do I sign up?

[–] 100_percent_a_bot 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many tenticles do you have?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] DJKayDawg 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is 39 too many? Asking for a friend.

[–] Death_Equity 2 points 1 year ago

Tell your friend they have a very bright future in a very dim part of the internet. For the best chances of success they will need a ring light and a conversational amount of Japanese, Chinese, and Russian.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure the average is less than one...

Just like on average women have more than 206 bones in their body on the count of pregnancy and an uncomfortable amount of penises.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Common misconception, but there aren't actually bones in boners.

[–] MeatsOfRage 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Blood udders...

Moo~

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

In humans. All the other hominids have them

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Steam sells games for your kind now

[–] MightyGalhupo 3 points 1 year ago

Games such as?

[–] samus12345 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Blyfh 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Weird pants but everything else goes hard.

[–] Meron35 7 points 1 year ago

I will not stand for this slander against worn jorts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I can see it. It's hard to tell whether they're excessively frayed or fur-lined, which would be weird for short shorts

[–] Death_Equity 5 points 1 year ago

Those are actually pubes, not leg hair, pubes. Nude shot looks like she has a wookie scalp on her pelvis.

[–] Blyfh 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, this. In combination with the boots I thought it was kinda weird to have something for warmth that is extremely short.

[–] Mr_Fish 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

1946 amine girl

404 image not found

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Scope it

Sakura (1946)

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Still working for me. It's probably the app you're using not playing well with the dreaded .webp format.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 3 points 1 year ago

Sheesh it's reddit all over again eh? Connect it doesn't show and apparently another comment said they had issues too.

Permalink to the default .world link.

Fwiw it's AstroBoy...girl?

https://lemmy.world/comment/6179089

[–] ClaireDeLuna 8 points 1 year ago

80's was peak change my mind

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

See how pugs stand the rest of time compared to the anime thing? Curious

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Also, if you pat their head, the eyes might fall out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I want one of those 1800s pugs