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[–] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How can he be a doctor, he doesn't even have a stethoscope

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It is hidden under his suit, silly!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

That's not a stethoscope, he's just happy to see you.

[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Doctor Who doesn't have a stethoscope!

[–] jaybone 8 points 11 months ago

Yeah, who? Exactly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But he has a glowy screwdriver and a cool bowtie, so it cancels out.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 11 months ago

And a fez. Fezes are cool.

[–] Detourahead 21 points 11 months ago

I'll get to it when he gets back from picking up smokes.

[–] jaybone 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My dad never even had children.

[–] CheesyFox 4 points 11 months ago
[–] Yoz 14 points 11 months ago

Thanks. I'll ask my dad to learn from this guy and make something out of his life

[–] theyseemeroland 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I might use that line in the future.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

A Medical doctor or a doctorate?

[–] werefreeatlast 1 points 11 months ago

My dad became one with nature. He was never really the camping type so we keep him at home. Slowly the HEPA filter will distribute him through the house and then one day, if we ever replace the filter, the world!.