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[–] [email protected] 142 points 11 months ago (4 children)

This is extremely vague with zero context.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan 52 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Right? There's a lot to criticize the US government for, but I'm pretty sure that this is already how things work. No idea what OP is on about

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why can't I use explosives to fish?

Why is it illegal to spray people with gasoline?

If my company wants to dump toxins into the daycare, they should. There's no laws for it.

[–] Touching_Grass 26 points 11 months ago

This has "park in handicap parking without stickers" energy

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[–] niktemadur 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This also works as a corporate excuse to do whatever the hell they want to a community and the environment.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

This is the huge problem with the optics of Libertarianism as a whole. Thats why Liberal Progressive is a more common term because the right wing co-opts libertarian arguments in a pro-corporate way.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

DAMNIT THIS IS MERIKA I SHOULD HAVE A MISSILE LAUNCHER ON THE FRONT YARD BEN WASHINGTON WROTE IT IN THE CONSTITUTION

[–] AngryCommieKender 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Don't forget James Hancock, Thomas Madison, and John Jefferson!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Dude, I’m pretty sure it’s Steve Madison.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

founding randos

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (25 children)

Laws against victimless crimes come to mind.

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[–] Wogi 77 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Justification is easy. Damn near no one does anything they don't feel is justified. You may not agree with it, but that doesn't really matter, because the right people will.

A lot of the most evil shit in history was done by people who felt completely justified in doing it.

Justification is a stupidly low bar.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (10 children)

You're missing the point. We don't need to justify to the government why we need to do anything. The government needs to justify to us why it should be prohibited. Feeling justified in your own actions doesn't come into it.

As for "the most evil shit in history", it should be extremely easy for the government to justify prohibiting it.

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[–] Seaguy05 45 points 11 months ago

US Govt: Y'all shoot a lot of people. Let's slow this down a bit. Some people: how about I shoot you!?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago

Take cannabis for instance. They've 'justified' why it has been illegal, it's just all the reasons were manipulated science and moral bullshit.

[–] yesman 30 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Normal people have their behavior regulated by family, partners, and work. It's only the ownership class and psychopaths who worry about being reined in by the government. Libertarians have spiders in their brains.

[–] Bgugi 28 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Miscegny, abortion, sodomy, war on drugs...

There's plenty of things the government has (and it's trying to have) blocked that "normal" people should worry about

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Have you ever noticed the people who don't want lead in the gasoline are not the same people who are trying to ban abortion?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Regulations on business and production of resources don't infringe on my personal liberties.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey this is the "I have nothing to hide" argument for privacy. I think wanting people to have freedom from suspicion by the government is based. You're not gonna find me agreeing with any right wing "libertarian" positions like low taxes. My libertarianism is more about... Policing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I agree. I've been listening to behind the bastards a lot, and the host is basically a pretty radical dude in favor of maximizing personal and civic freedoms and social safety nets.

At this point I feel like we should be called the neo-libroanarchists or something. It seems like every political faction in the US is trying to restrict something just because.

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[–] masquenox 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It’s only the ownership class and psychopaths who worry about being reined in by the government.

I guess you forgot the badge-wearing fascists with itchy trigger fingers stalking your neck of the woods with the express purpose of visiting violence upon you if you step out of line.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (10 children)

You can't go running around with feces all over your body and hug strangers, OP, it's not hygienic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Boom. Justification. OP's request is satisfied.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This is deep. I'm 14 though fyi.

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[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 23 points 11 months ago

The government does justify its prohibitions.

They're just sometimes good justifications (like protecting drinking water supplies) or shitty justifications (like staying in power with Gerrymandering).

Sometimes it's even as weak as "putting forward laws Senator John looks like he's doing something (so he can stay visible and get reelected. Not about power, but just keeping a cushy job)"

But there's always a justification.

This is stupid.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it inherently cringe to claim your own things based?

[–] littlebluespark 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You think this is OC? You must be new here.

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[–] bigFab 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (10 children)
[–] Happybara 21 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Tolerance is just an extension of the social contract. Intolerant people are actively violating the social contract and, as such, are not eligible for the benefits such a contract provides. This has been settled law for millennia. Live and let live... or else.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Meh, I'm not a Nazi so no offense taken.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

I will do all that I can to crumple a world where "if it is not required it is forbidden" exists; this I swear to you all.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Uhhhh... isnt this how it already works?

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[–] uid0gid0 7 points 11 months ago

See also: the ninth amendment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Justifications are easy, though.

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