Is there a trick to opening the entrees? Either I rip them hard in one smooth motion and fling it everywhere, or I do it carefully and get stuck halfway and it doesn't want to rip anymore and I gotta try the other side or get a knife out.

[–] Mango 3 points 11 months ago

Knife. I use a razor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Scissors?

[–] SkyezOpen 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Most guys don't carry scissors in the field. Just knives.

[–] thechadwick 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hey, everybody!

THIS GUY DOESN'T CARRY TRAUMA SHEARS IN THE FIELD!

Get a load of this guy lol

[–] thechadwick 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can you do me a quick favor?

I've never met anybody with this kind of access before, so could you punch the guy who decided to get rid of the little tabasco bottles in the face real hard?

Alternatively, (preferably both) if you run into the guy in the hallway carrying something hot, would you please trip him?

Thanks! -everyone in the army

[–] Mango 2 points 11 months ago

We don't have any of the food where I work. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago

You can put it on "bread"!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Colon cleanse.

[–] ummthatguy 28 points 11 months ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Meal Ready to Exit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Rock or something

[–] poplargrove 8 points 11 months ago

ifunny.c🙂

[–] Late2TheParty 5 points 11 months ago

OHMYGOSH! I freakin' love jalapeño cheese!

[–] momocchi 3 points 11 months ago

Don’t forget to get it out on to a tray first!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You'll be constipated for a lifetime 💩

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

We need Ordinary Sausage to make a sausage out of this.