The hats, what's going on here.
this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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You laugh but those hats conceal advanced ERA that protect from Javelin top down attack.
As well as pickup 3g and 5g. And even bluetooth
Cope.... hats?
Copacabeza
I'm sure it's fake, but then I remember bearskin hats and I realise this wouldn't even be that weird.
Photoshop.
The real ones are not that ridiculous: https://www.quora.com/Why-do-North-Korean-military-officers-wear-those-ridiculous-mushroom-top-hats-Is-it-to-make-them-appear-taller
Ok party pooper and how are we sure the pic you sent isn't gimped?
My bad I didn't see which sub this is and was trying to be helpful.
It’s like the pakleds from Star Trek Lower Decks. The bigger the helmet, the more in charge you are. Except Dear Leader’s Dear Helmet is actually just the entire atmosphere, so it’s bigger than all the other helmets put together.
Damn, when did Best Korea get so stylish?
No way those are real hats
Original photo. Or this one is actually an edit to make them smaller, an American psyop to cover up North Korea's clear strategic hat advantage
any idea what the red circle is highlighting? just curious
The board has a map of North America with a bunch of missile trajectories drawn on it. The text apparently says "United States mainland strike plan". The characters do seem to be mostly right if I put that sentence in to google translate, but I definitely can't read Korean and so can't say for sure
Those still are some pretty fucking big hats.
I dig 'em though. They're quirky, like the Pickelhaube.
Yes
And how do I get one?!
Potatoes for outdated Cold War tech, fair trade.
+1 Food (North Korea, 9 turns) +1 Military (Russia, 1 turn) +1 Foreign Relations
+1 Food (Kim's personal food stash, 0.1 turn, it wont last long)
-2 Military (Russia, 3 turns, the busted ass ammo exploded in your face)
-100 Foreign Relations (Everyone realizes how far you've fallen when you had to hit up North Korea for a weapons fix, your offspring will feel this shame for generations)
NZ bought Soviet trains in exchange for butter, does that count?
That just means a vodka shortage in short order.
There's no way Putin would risk something like that.
As long as he has his own personal supply.
Are those hats ? Military