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[–] MindSkipperBro12 140 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Claims to be in the American wilderness

uses Metric

[–] schmidtster 53 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Some Americans do see sense.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

South Americans.

Every red white and blue blooded American uses the foot!

[–] Kase 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well you gotta use both feet if you're going hiking

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

JUST ONE FOOT YOU COMMIE

[–] MindSkipperBro12 7 points 11 months ago

Perhaps lost some.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Unlike with longer distances and temperature, Americans don't strictly use imperial for shorter distances (m, cm, mm). It's on all of the signs and stuff, but we learn metric in school as well as how to convert to and from. In university-level physics classes, they almost solely use metric. So as an American myself, I didn't bat an eye at him using meters. But if they said that it was 30C outside...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It helps that meters and yards are very similar in size. Of course they drift as the distances get larger but in my mind 300m is a pretty reasonable thing to visualize. Just a tad larger than 300yd—about 3 football fields (Inb4 stereotype)

Km though? I still struggle to compare it to a mile. When someone says "50km" my mind has a hard time imperializing it. What's that, like 35 miles?

Maybe memorizing how the km lines up with the mi on my car speedometer would help.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

think fibonacci sequence and you're in good shape

34 comes before 55, then 3 comes before 5, so 50 km is (55-5) km = (34-3) mi = 31. It works shockingly well

[–] virku 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This is so incredibly much complicated to me than just multiplying or dividing by 1.6.

And also 55 km is 34 miles, not 31. I had to run it through a converter tool just to be sure.

Edit: I reread your comment. The goal was 50 kilometers. Then the math checks out. Sorry!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

just multiplying or dividing by 1.6 is about as accurate as my strategy in the other direction - the real value is almost exactly between them.

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[–] Venat0r 2 points 11 months ago

50km is about 30 miles. An easy way to remember if you're into fast cars is 0-60mph =~ 0-100kph

[–] samus12345 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Personally know several metric nuts who insist on using metric in their day-to-day life.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Well, a metric nut would be screwed trying to go imperial...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"Metric nut" sounds like there's a measurement to their insanity in the metric system

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

For the Americans: that's 0.00005965 furlongs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

also called M12-nut

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I find metric nuts and bolts are much easier to acquire cheaply

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

On holiday?

[–] TheMauveAvenger 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

How many inches is that?

[–] Feirdro 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A big chunk (a majority?) of the North American wilderness is in countries that use metric.

[–] schmidtster 35 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No Canadian would go into the wilderness and say they went into the American wilderness…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Maybe they went to Detroit?

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Family has never walked 300m

American

[–] [email protected] 47 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I swear yal post/upvote the most normie greentexts. Where's the crazy off the wall shit?

[–] RealFknNito 31 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The crazy ones I've posted get downvoted to hell. People seem to equate laughing at Anon with supporting whatever craziness Anon has written.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Lemmy has no chill lol. We might even be more prudish than Reddit. My guess is our demographic skews older so people here don't care for "dank" content as much.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Almost ever community is way too serious. They need to remove the stick from their ass.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah, lemmy is a strange audience

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[–] stevestevesteve 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a failure to set good expectations. Sure there are times people just don't listen, but if everyone else is saying this kind of thing, maybe there's a common factor...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Maybe. On the other hand, 300m takes about 3-4 minutes, so you'd have to wonder about what the expectations were.

[–] PP_BOY_ 39 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The best way to find people to go on hikes with is on hikes

[–] Smoogs 5 points 11 months ago

Also good way to find psychopaths

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[–] Irishred88 34 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm fat and lazy and still love hiking. I'd pull on my hiking boots and join in a heartbeat.

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[–] Fleur__ 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Couldn't you have just asked beforehand though.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Annon's family is pathetic.

[–] calypsopub 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Lemmy hiking club when?

I would join a 4chan hiking club too but out of sheer curiosity alone.

[–] toiletobserver 8 points 11 months ago

Wta plug. Find one for your area.

[–] maryjayjay 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hate hiking. I just don't get it, it's boring

[–] Subverb 1 points 11 months ago

Agreed. I respect nature and it's beauty but I've never understood hiking.

Best I was every personally motivated to do was climb to The old Man of Storr on the Isle of Skye in Scotland. 5km round trip. Worth it, but cold, raining and very windy the whole.steep-ass way up and down. My wife went 100m up with me and said "Fuck this" and turned around so I ended up doing it alone.

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