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Couldn't you have just asked beforehand though.
Idk man my parents were always dragging me to shit I didn't want to go to when I was younger. Yeah I knew beforehand what it was but it's more of a "we're doing this" rather than a "do you want to do this?"
(One of them is near fucking 30, btw)
Plot twist: the nearly fucking 30 was really just 16 (as in closer to 30 than 0)
Everything is possible in Fantasyland that happens exclusively in your brain.
Why does it make more sense to assume his entire family for some reason drove out there without listening than that he never told them what it's about in the first place?
How does a "mystery ride" make sense when it's for a hike?