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[–] Matriks404 77 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

The worst thing about wanting to know everything is that the more you know, you more start to comprehend that you actually know nothing.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Or the more you know the worse and worse the world seems and your only gift for that knowledge is pain

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The funny part about that is you eventually come back around.

The vast majority of humanity is doing their part. Most in small ways and few in ways that change the world every day.

Humanity will always prevail with the general masses benefiting no matter how many scummy people try to exploit us, the earth, and eventually other solar bodies.

[–] LemmysMum 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Capitalism is the mid point between Feudalism and Socialism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Feudalism: God picks the king. Or the king picks the king.

Socialism: There are no kings, but the central committee, led by the director, who picks the next director.

Capitalism: spin now and you might be lucky enough to be a king, anybody could be the king! terms and conditions apply

[–] MindSkipperBro12 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have to be lucky every time. The scummy people only have to be lucky once.

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 2 points 1 year ago

Lucky about what? Not sending them to the guillotine whenever we feel like it?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Depends on what you're knowing. The world only starts to look worse and worse when you learn more about geopolitics and climate change. I've never had new knowledge about orbital mechanics or lockpicking or 3d printing give me a negative outlook on life

[–] cashews_best_nut 7 points 1 year ago

Lockpicking made me realise my patience is shite. :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Ignorance is bliss

[–] theangryseal 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s been my problem.

When I was young I thought, “Man, I’m intelligent and I’m surrounded by idiots. I want to learn. They don’t.

Now, I’m just an idiot among idiots.

[–] profdc9 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself. I'm a SPECIAL, UNIQUE idiot among idiots.

[–] theangryseal 1 points 1 year ago

Nope. Just an ape like the rest of us. :p

[–] Kase 4 points 1 year ago

Same, also that was very nicely said. You're an eloquent idiot in my book 👍

[–] ickplant 5 points 1 year ago

That's when you turn to memes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Not sure that's the worst thing. The humility that brings is one of the most profound discoveries someone can make imo. You can almost feel it in people of high intellect that have tried to know everything about almost anything. Realizing this allows you to recognize that arrogance always equals ignorance.

[–] Demdaru 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Naaaah mate. I am currently stuck in the worst place. While still curious about shit, I know enough for the world to lose it's magic but not enough to see the even deeper magic within various phenomena. :(

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

the magic is that you exist at all, darling, and that you can observe it

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

"Everything" was a lot smaller back then.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's right, it goes in the... wait a minute, that's not the square hole.

[–] TootSweet 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keep learning!

[email protected]

I'm in the middle of the "Introduction to Linguistics" course. Had my mind blown so many times already. Amazing stuff.

[–] ickplant 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a nice community, maybe we can spotlight it through out Community Spotlight feature. I'll suggest it!

In reality, I do a lot of learning for work (I'm a psychotherapist, there is always new stuff coming out and new certifications and trainings to take. We have to take a certain number of credits annually, and I always exceed that number). Add in keeping up with US and world politics and news... I'm spent. I need the maymays to zone out. Give me all the raccoons and opossums you've got!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not very old but here ya go. Maybe we can get a chain going

[–] ickplant 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] LemmysMum 12 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This definitely needs to be a shirt

[–] FrickAndMortar 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There’s just too much… between work, home life details, and trying to pay attention to the state of the world on 20 different fronts, I just don’t feel like I have the bandwidth to be like “gee, I’m going to pick up a new skill today!” I need that downtime to veg on the couch and look at memes, it’s way less exhausting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude I'm trying to learn how to program. Some days I can't even get started until midnight when tired brain is kicking in. There's just not enough time in the day.

[–] LemmysMum 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Find something programming related that really interests your curiosity no matter how useless and work on that. Nothing motivates learning like having something you want to do with the skill beyond "so I can make more money".

Maybe you want to learn networking protocols and data parsing and connectivity, make a trojan horse, or a packet sniffer, or a key logger.

Maybe you want to understand algorithmic processing and wrap your head around design principles, build a calculator that intentionally doesn't work and produces funny results.

Maybe you want to get into game development? Make a dope wars clone.

You have to find your interest, after that the motivation finds itself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's not a lack of wanting. It's a lack of finding a time where I can still think clearly enough to code.

[–] LemmysMum 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's fair. Gotta keep the whip off your back long enough to rest though. You'll never have time if you never take time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're not wrong. This is where a 3 day weekend would be beneficial.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ickplant 5 points 1 year ago

Legit one of my favorite videos of all time. Which just further proves this shitpost is accurate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

igronrance is bliss

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] ButtCheekOnAStick 11 points 1 year ago

Drugs and alcohol have taken their toll, mmmkay?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

trapped in a pleasure cycle, doing nothing but scrolling and clicking for a moment of feeling good, while you numb yourself with whatever substance or behavior you prefer that can amplify that feeling, but that too becomes numb

you have to break that cycle if you want that childhood sense of wonder again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I didnt know about Pronghorns or Okapi until this morning. The bedrock and java edition of java are different but bedrock actually has a wonderful level of convenience to it that I feel jealous of. I also saved about a dozen memes and they're probably all about being gay or something idk.

[–] idunnololz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was to pursue happiness in life. Memes make me happy. I see nothing wrong with this.

My meme collection: https://memes.idunnololz.com

[–] ickplant 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You fool, I will now steal your memes and post them on Lemmy before you can.

[–] SuckMyWang 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’re a piece of shit. I’m going post them first to stop you

[–] ickplant 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://www.piped.video/watch?v=VQ1xHmQgXDM

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] jopepa 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Experts in shitposting seem to understand everything so you’re getting there

[–] ickplant 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My only goal in life at this point is to reach expert shitposting status.

[–] jopepa 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alexander wept for there were no more obscure animes to binge.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Mmmmmmmm ... memes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Corporate needs you to find the difference between those images

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