FrickAndMortar

joined 1 year ago
[–] FrickAndMortar 16 points 1 week ago

THAT’S SOME GOOOOD SHIT, MF’ER, AND I NEEDED TO HEAR IT TODAY! JOB-HUNTING SUUUUCKS…

THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, OFF TO MAKE A HEALTHY LUNCH AMD CRANK MY HOG!

ARRROOOOO!

[–] FrickAndMortar 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

DON’T WORRY, MF’ER, JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS ON THE HANDLEBARS AND HOLD ON TIGHT! YOU’LL BE JUST FINE, WE’RE ALL CHEERING FOR YA! KEEP CRANKIN’ THAT HOG!

[–] FrickAndMortar 18 points 1 month ago

That’s a funny way to say “Trump campaign manipulates emotions of grieving parents”

[–] FrickAndMortar 3 points 4 months ago
[–] FrickAndMortar 4 points 5 months ago

A scoop of vanilla ice cream, topped with a little “chili crunch” oil - salty and sweet, spicy and creamy… it’s great.

[–] FrickAndMortar 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don’t go to McDonalds much any more, but I’d get fries and a vanilla shake to do that with, as a treat!

[–] FrickAndMortar 6 points 7 months ago

I remember reading at the start of Covid in the US, when the government was saying “masks are dumb”, but local churches were going “masks save lives”, the churches were surprised at how much pushback they were getting.

Turns out raising someone from a young age to believe without questioning, and look up to one person as their only source of truth, and ignore compelling scientific evidence, is pretty hard conditioning to break.

Shockedpikachuface.jpg, #leopardsatemyface, etc.

[–] FrickAndMortar 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

How’s that any different from today?

(Just kidding, gallows humor)

[–] FrickAndMortar 1 points 8 months ago

Seconded - Fuuuuuuck that jelly-bean-eating bastard.

I do like jelly beans though.

 

Happy weekend, my fellow Risa degenerates!

 

I’VE BEEN CRANKIN’ HOGS… AND… AND DROPPING LOGS… BUT… THEN SOMEHOW THIS HAPPENED… I DUNNO TEAM, WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS SHOULD I DO?!

 

PUT DOWN YOUR GOOFY STICK AND LET’S GO ALREADY, I GOTTA GET SOME FOOD IN MY FACE!

 

WE MADE IT, BROTHERS, SISTERS AND OTHERS!!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, AND CRANK THAT HOG UNTIL ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE!!

 

HAPPY WEEKEND, MF’ERS! WHEREVER YOU ARE, WHATEVER YOU’RE DOING, AND WHOEVER YOU’RE DOING IT WITH, I’M WISHING YOU JOY AND LOVE!

 

IT’S HOT AS A MF’ER, MF’ERS! MAKE SURE YOU GET SOME WATER IN YA’S!

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