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Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I'm too asexual to understand?

If ya gotta jump through these hilarious hoops to not feel bad about fucking, can we at least optimize?

Can't you just soak and un-soak repeatedly? Is there a skill cool down that has to be respected to not make sky grandpa mad?

Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.

Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won't know you're fucking!

Sounds like a threesome with extra steps

As my Mormon friend said, God is like a T Rex, it can't see you if you don't move

Actual Ex-Mormon who attended BYU here: Soaking was never a thing, I have only ever heard about it on the internet or literally in the context of Mormons laughing about non-Mormons believing in Mormons doing such things (yeah, they're meta about it).

What is an actual thing is Mormons getting married super early (for a multitude of reasons, one being the horny). Easily over 70% of the students I knew were married by the time they were seniors in college.

Just fuck already

Mormon - m = Moron

Im intrigued. Is there any porn of this?

Hahaha sometimes religious people are hilarious

I attended BYU-I in person for three years. There was a lot of dumb s### that happened there, but I can say with confidence this wasn't one of them. To not be a buzzkill though, I'll share an actual saying that people use around campus: "BYU I do." Because like 80-90% of students there expect to be married by the time they graduate.

brainrot

I'm a Mormon, and this just can't be real. Sexual contact is sexual contact. How would people told to leave enough room for a Bible between them while dancing think that this would be okay?

I'm convinced this rumor exists just because people want it to be true.

Wait, is this same logic why my fridge has a "Sabbath" setting? 🤦🏼‍♂️

There is a hilarious mockumentary called "Jury Duty (2023) where there is a scene like this.

Worth a watch, James Marsden is in the show as well.

Edit: Here's a link to the scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTRKXtfv8Y

It’s not actually a real thing. Maybe a couple (throuple?) horny Mormons did it, but its not like standard practice.

Reminds me of some Muslim girls that only do anal so they stay a virgin.

This. This is why the horny bat exists. To keep people from doing this.

I heard about this on a podcast and thought the host was just messing around