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[–] [email protected] 147 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I'm too asexual to understand?

[–] astanix 119 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Nah, you aren't supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

[–] zoostation 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] half_built_pyramids 44 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren't sex, so jebus would still love them

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The ol' poophole loophole.

[–] kautau 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

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[–] EvilHankVenture 2 points 1 year ago

I was hoping someone would post that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I knew before I even opened the link

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What did they think sodomy meant?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The old poohole loophole

[–] astanix 17 points 1 year ago

I don't even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors...

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

[–] _danny 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

[–] _danny 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

the difference is so small you can barely tell

Guess you could say it's pretty fucking close.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

That's what she said?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No, they're mormons.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion... involves movement?

[–] eskimofry 4 points 11 months ago

No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

Edit: sorry wrong community.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It doesn't count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

[–] GrammatonCleric 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

...they would still be moving around

[–] qaz 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Ahhh, but then that's someone else's fault for jumping on the bed.

Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

[–] mrcleanup 4 points 11 months ago

Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?