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[–] The_Vampire 70 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Actual Ex-Mormon who attended BYU here: Soaking was never a thing, I have only ever heard about it on the internet or literally in the context of Mormons laughing about non-Mormons believing in Mormons doing such things (yeah, they're meta about it).

What is an actual thing is Mormons getting married super early (for a multitude of reasons, one being the horny). Easily over 70% of the students I knew were married by the time they were seniors in college.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Sorry to break it to you but I also attented BYU and soaking was totally a thing, we just never invited you.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone, call the police! This was an absolute murder!

[–] Beetschnapps 9 points 11 months ago

It’s funny cause there are no real winners in all this.

[–] The_Vampire 3 points 11 months ago

Good. Don't ever invite me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I can't confirm or deny your claims about soaking, because I never went to BYU.

However, I did live in a smallish town in Utah for a year, and I can confirm I saw more married and pregnant 18 year old teens in that one year than I've seen in the entire rest of my life.

[–] Geriatrickid 3 points 11 months ago

So the jump hump is real?