this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
1904 points (99.7% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26947 readers
3711 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 2) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

In communist Poland you couldn't simply buy movies on VHS so the only ones we had were Iron Angels I and II: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094146/

No idea where they came from and I've seen both way too many times.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This wasn’t on tape, but this move is Shaolin Soccer for me. We watched it so many times. I watched a couple of times recently too, and it holds up.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Saltblue 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I grew up watching Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger movies with my dad, since he monopolized the remote.

[–] dexa_scantron 7 points 11 months ago (3 children)

The only rated R movie we were allowed to watch was Demolition Man, which we had a tape of, so we watched it enough times for me to have fond feelings for Stallone.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The daycare I went to after school when I was a kid had a few that got a lot of play, but the most obscure were a 1994 ABC Family animated rendition of The Secret Garden and a 1985 Hanna-Barbera Pound Puppies TV special.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The Thief and the Cobbler!

[–] TheDoozer 6 points 11 months ago

Not a movie, exactly, but we had the VHS of the extended version of Michael Jackson's Thriller and the making of the video. It was over an hour long. And amazing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Idk how obscure, but "Puff the Magic Dragon" was definitely a weird one for me. Kinda glad it got lost (probably thrown out, who knows). Almost feels like a fever dream, so much so, that I had to double check the movie even existed

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Oh my goodness, I remember for some reason people kept giving or lending my parents all these long play VHS tapes full of movies. Random video mix tapes where you didn't know what you'd get next. Now and then some of them had kid movies (like the Sesame Street movie, Follow That Bird and there was at least one muppet movie), but most of them were PG and occasionally R-rated stuff, and I still watched it (except the R-rated stuff, but thankfully they were mostly pretty tame as I recall). I think my fave childhood movie was always on TV though: The Goonies.

[–] Laracroftsbutler 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Mine was Idle Hands, which my grandma taped for me when she noticed me watching an Idle Hands marathon. My love for this movie at such a young age really helps to explain my sense of humor as an adult.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] BowtiesAreCool 5 points 11 months ago

“The Cat from Outer Space” we used to rent it all the time from blockbuster for me and when they switched to DVDs we bought it

[–] Sway_Chameleon 5 points 11 months ago

I had a VHS copy of the Empire Strikes Back that my uncle recorded for me when it played on one of our 3 local TV stations. For the holidays I had a recording of a bunch of the old holiday cartoons that would play in a marathon every Christmas, and one of Ghostbusters (for some reason it used to play every Christmas in the evening, so it became a Christmas movie for me).

Aside from that I'd mostly just rent the same VHS tapes from our local hole in the wall video rental place every weekend (Neverending Story and Inhumanoids) from the ages of 4-6. Then I think we got a real video store and my movie watching experience improved a bit. To be fair, the hole in the wall rental shop was probably only about 10 feet long and 6 feet wide inside, and the shelves of movies lined the walls, so there wasn't a lot to choose from.

[–] sep 5 points 11 months ago

so true.
my uncle had a tv. and 2 movies on vcr. I saw "Smokey and the bandit" more then a hundred times. and "the sting" 30-40 times..

[–] AngryCommieKender 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Asterix. Doesn't really matter which of the 30+ comics, or the 5 or 6 movies. No one knows Asterix in The US.

Also: Flight of The Navigator, The Last Unicorn, or The Last Starfighter

[–] TheDoozer 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't know Asterix, but I loved the shit out of Flight of the Navigator. I still drop a "compliance!" every once in a while when somebody asks me to do something.

Also, The Last Starfighter was fantastic and... The Last Unicorn was definitely a movie that was. That Unicorn was kind of an asshole, though. Watching it cringe in horror at feeling mortality was like, yeah asshole. Welcome to the slums of the mortal world, ya prissy bitch.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Dioz 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The weirdest one that comes to my mind, was a vhs tape of some stop motion lego stories that me and my brother watched a million times.

Surprised I just found the whole thing on YouTube

https://youtu.be/zJvu8X5OpT4?si=t89ja_1qtWt8ah14

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Jomega 5 points 11 months ago

Cats Don't Dance. 20 years later I'm a furry.

[–] A_Random_Idiot 5 points 11 months ago

Hellooooooo The Great Outdoors and Harry and the Hendersons.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

I basically knew every line of Space Jam by heart. I even knew when to look for the funny parts of the VHS when rewinding it and watching the movie in reverse.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I lived in an in-between, I have a lot of dvds (even 2 blu-rays I think) but they're not shitty at all, 90% were Disney films when original content was still a thing but we have rewatched them so many times, nowadays my little sister, born in the era of streaming can't handle not choosing what to watch on tv or not having a new film out every 2 months

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] niktemadur 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Or something that came up while channel-surfing on TV and decided to leave it on for a minute, put the control aside, and ended up watching the rest.

Back while in high school, one weeknight I stumbled across Jean Luc Godard's "A Bout De Soufflé" ("Breathless") on our town's local channel, at just the right moment when it seemed like the film was skipping. Intrigued, I left it on, soon enough figured out that this was intentional editing. By the end, my mind was blown and my way of looking at film and art had changed forever.

[–] Nastybutler 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You can recreate this by spending time working in a remote location, like a fishing vessel, that doesn't have any internet. All you can watch on your off time is what media you take out with you.

I watched "A River Runs Through It" probably 30 times one summer while commercial fishing, because it was one of the few movies we had that we all liked.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Idk about obscure, but OLD Looney Toons classics and The Land Before Time (recorded FTA).

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Emerald 5 points 11 months ago

Image Transcription: Twitter Post


Kris P. Bacon, @KrisWolfheart

kids today are missing out of the pre-streaming era, where your childhoold was at least partially defined by some semi-obscure movie your family just happened to own on tape and you watched several dozen times

[–] recapitated 4 points 11 months ago

My condolences to anyone who grew up with the movie Plague Dogs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mine were Shrek, Dickie Roberts, and When a Stranger Calls

[–] Globulart 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, Shrek is a classic kids movie now isn't it...? :(

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] I_Fart_Glitter 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For me it was The Boy Who Loved Trolls, The Boy Who Could Fly, Flight of the Navigator and the Rainbow Brite episode/movie that contained this song: https://youtu.be/zPRWuegS8l8?si=OYJ3x4vSSyWg2eNO

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mom and Dad Save the World and then finding out that Jeffrey Jones is a child molester.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] AquaTofana 4 points 11 months ago

Cocktail with Tom Cruise, and Independence Day. I watched the fuck out of both of those movies in late Elementary/early Middle School.

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›