I just pour it all into my mouth directly. Cereal and milk. No dishes. No shame.
this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2023
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I just shove cereal in my ass and butt-chug the milk through a tampon, that way I can just shit it right out without all that pesky digestion.
You boofers are a funny bunch.
Sometimes I skip the milk altogether. I like to eat plain oatmeal cereal with maple syrup. It isn't dry at all unlike what some may think, and it's more like a fun side to the breakfast than a main course.
That sounds like a cheat code to get diabetes.
It's a small portion, and not everyday. But yeah, it probably throws your sugar out of whack.
~100g "cereal" (sweet unhealthy thing)
~40g of whipping cream
mix, wait 30s to 1 minute, ready to eat.
Not too often & as part of a balanced diet.
Perfection
With Captain Crunch specifically, I pour the milk and cereal into a bowl, go take a shower, then eat mushy Captain Crunch when I get out. Same flavor but without the roof of my mouth being destroyed.
Pop that bowl in the microwave for 45 seconds and you won't have to wait as long.
That sounds just gross enough to work! It can't be any worse than the time I ate a bowl of Lucky Charms with Irish Cream instead of milk for St. Paddy's.