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so many great choices!!! (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/metalmemes

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fuuuucked, with a kniiiiifeee

[–] CaptainBlagbird 6 points 7 months ago

Probably better than Fucked with an Anchor though, I 'm not really sure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No cock like horse cock...

[–] RIP_Cheems 2 points 7 months ago

NO, NOT AGAIN

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Looks like I'll die deep underwater, where noone can hear you scream.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Didn't know billionaires hung out on Lemmy...

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Laser beams. Check.

[–] Zekas 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Acid... Check.

[–] serpineslair 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I cum blood?!

[–] RIP_Cheems 2 points 7 months ago

Haematuria

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Wenches and Mead - Alestorm

Yeah, I can die that way.

[–] NOT_RICK 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Black Dahlia Murder’s Raped in Hatred by Vines of Thorn is sticking out in my head. No thanks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Fucked With a Knife is what's stuck in my head. I'll pass too

[–] heydo 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

WAP...

[–] ChlorineAddict 10 points 7 months ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[–] RIP_Cheems 7 points 7 months ago

Paint it black? OH, forced black face. Shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I just listened to The disappearance of Hatsune Miku, so I guess I'm going to win a rap battle and then commit suicide?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

eat leex and get delete

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Dethklok.

Which means it will be Brütal!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I don't know what the songs were about, it was just Russian Lo-Fi. So.... murdered by chill eastern europeans?

[–] elbarto777 3 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't mind to be murdered by chilled albeit hot Eastern European women by snu-snu.

[–] creditCrazy 1 points 7 months ago

Or maybe you end up hanging out with some chill Russians. Infact it's so relaxing you get relaxed to death.

[–] uncreativechap 4 points 7 months ago

Slayer - Angel of Death, looks like I'm getting transported back to the 1940s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit.

I was listening to the Star Wars soundtrack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What are we going to do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I could think of worse ways to go than naked in the rain

[–] blackwateropeth 3 points 7 months ago

Bloodbath’s eaten enters the chat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Loved to death...? That doesn't sound so bad.

[–] RIP_Cheems 1 points 7 months ago

Question is, what kind of love, and from what?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I die while escaping from the city...

I was just rolling around at the speed of sound and now here I am in Limbo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Colorful aura by Stone Rebel

I guess at least it will be at least pretty

[–] Beelzebob 2 points 7 months ago

3005? I don't understand...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Obituary - The End Complete

Is it coincidental that I feel like I'm rotting on the inside?

[–] havokdj 2 points 7 months ago

Skinless - Pool of Stool

[–] hswolf 2 points 7 months ago

RHCP Dani California

I don't know the implications but I'm here for It

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Wolf Totem by The Hu - I have no idea but it'll be badass.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Sweet lies, sour truths :/

[–] creditCrazy 1 points 7 months ago

Do you love me now that I can dance. Well it's going to be interesting tale to take to the afterlife.

[–] vic_rattlehead 1 points 7 months ago

Time for an evisceration plague: https://youtu.be/LhMuQ8JBBXo

[–] Persen 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Rabbit junk - Neurodivergent. Checks out.