heydo

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[–] heydo 2 points 1 week ago

Sounds like they held it together though.

[–] heydo 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I support daylight savings time more and all of those regions where the sun doesn't rise before 7AM can switch time zones.

For example, all of the USA switches to permanent daylight savings time, and the western portion of Texas that sees 0 days with a sunrise before 7 AM switches to the Mountain time zone. Now they will experience sunrise before 7 AM much more often.

[–] heydo 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, but what is FFS?

I only know it as For Fucks Sake, but I don't think that is what you meant here.

[–] heydo 1 points 1 month ago

I have to wait 90 seconds for the hot water to arrive at my kitchen sink. The house is on a slab foundation, so I have no clue how the pipes are routed, but my guess is the zig-zagged them all around the foundation just for the fun of it.

[–] heydo 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

There's a bit of a u-bend in the urethra right about where the scrotum meets the taint. Use a finger to push up and slightly forward to pump that last bit of pee out.

[–] heydo 1 points 2 months ago

Oh....

Well you're fucked then

[–] heydo 1 points 2 months ago (4 children)

What applications do you have that IT controls the password requirements for?

IT controls your AD credential requirements in most cases and that's pretty much it. It sounds like your employer needs to implement an SSO solution.

[–] heydo 1 points 3 months ago
[–] heydo 3 points 3 months ago

Sounds like they need belts...

[–] heydo 3 points 3 months ago

Start at the top and move down. Any areas such as crotch, ass, and feet are dried with the end of the towel while the face is dried with the middle of the towel.

[–] heydo 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You should know that undercooked beans can be poisonous, and it is best to soak them before cooking.

If you do try this please prepare the beans properly first.

[–] heydo 1 points 3 months ago

There are theories that hypothesize that mycelium came to earth via asteroids from space.

So it may be more apt to say that OP eats space dick instead.

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