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[–] reddit_sux 18 points 9 months ago

I felt it was the second man flashing which caused the first man to laugh so hard that he caught on fire.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

More like someone is doing a sexy striptease, and the others loins caught fire seeing how hot it was.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

If I'd had a penny for everytime that happened...

I would have had no pennies whatsoever, but a pretty decent conversation piece, which is worth something on it's own.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What does it mean? Fire blanket?

[–] TheOneWithTheHair 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hmmm, the ISO standard sign for this looks different: iso.org

[–] TheOneWithTheHair 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Standards aren't regulations. A standard is a guideline. You can find the above sign in many places, including: https://www.gjplastics.co.uk/fire-blanket-sign/

Other variations of fire blanket signs:

The "We Took Inspiration From ISO but did our own thing" sign https://www.compliancesigns.com/pd/fire-blanket-located-here-sign-with-symbol-nhe-13834

The "Downward Pointing Missile" sign: https://www.compliancesigns.com/pd/fire-blanket-sign-nhe-7550-fire-safety-equipment

The "Flaming Tentacles" sign: https://www.keysigns.co.uk/signs-c2/safety-signs-c3/fire-equipment-signs-c5/fire-equipment-signs-c141/fire-blanket-signs-p789

The "why is there a hat?" sign: https://www.vectorstock.com/royalty-free-vector/signs-of-fire-blanket-sign-vector-10172805

[–] asteriskeverything 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I thought this exchange was sarcastic but then I scrolled up and oh..

lol I never would have guessed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

instructions unclear: threw a desk on my burning colleague and now they're not moving anymore

EDIT: the desk is on fire now too

[–] STRIKINGdebate2 5 points 9 months ago

It looks like he is lifting the desk up and shagging it while his victim looks on in horror. An ultimate expression of power.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

If the help desk thinks your question is stupid they will set you on fire

[–] badbytes 4 points 9 months ago

Man sitting by campfire says "hey buddy, can you hand my a jumbo graham cracker?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That’s Sam Jones as Flash Gordon, and Ornella Muti being super hot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

he's having a erection so hard that it burns

[–] RGB3x3 2 points 9 months ago

His knees are lit, to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"In the event that your luge catches fire, please proceed directly to the help desk."

[–] Tylerdurdon 1 points 9 months ago

This is actually directions for a sledding competition. Your shit better be lit for the judging!

[–] ninekeysdown 0 points 9 months ago

enthusiastic double gonorrhea… mongo is appalled