Wipe the student loan debt and I'll donate the other two wishes to charity.
Seriously, fuck this six figures of bullshit.
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- To never need
- I can say no to anything.
- I get to be in the top 10% of income for nothing.
I wish I had a turkey sandwich. On rye bread. With lettuce, and mustard.
More of an MLT guy myself, nothing like a good Mutton Lettuce and Tomato when the tomato's are just 🤌
The turkey's a little dry?
THE TURKEYS A LITTLE DRY!? OH FOUL THE CURSED THING. WHAT DEMON FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL CREATED THEE?
Wait I thought of a second wish. That politician? The one You (yes you) don't like? Every time they open their mouth to talk in public or when there's something around to record they let out the grossest nastiest wettest fart like they gotta go check, but everything's dry. But it's so nasty they gotta go check every time. For the rest of their life.
And going and checking is part of the wish I want cspan to get interesting
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A fully stocked r&d shop for me, that transportation infrastructure in the US would be consistently less car dependent in the future, and world peace.
- The ability to teleport anything anywhere (a few mfs would get to Mars wayy earlier than they thought)
- Wipe all debt and records of debt world wide
- Flips locs to the side and smiles world peace
E: #3 is needed to prevent #2 from causing mass chaos, and I'd be using #1 for at least 5 years before enacting #2 or #3.
Mastery over life and death
The ability to change all aspects of myself at will
Ownership of a well-organized collection of infinite-lifespan SSDs (100TB each) collectively containing English translations of all encyclopedias that have or will ever exist, human or otherwise, including full version history. And the proper facility for storing such.
Everyone becomes a god of their own universe. Now you all can do whatever the hell you want.
I would wish for the following.
I wish that everyone in my family slowly over two years gets into then stays in decent shape for the rest of their lives.
I wish that everyone in my family gets success, but keeps most of our anonymity.
I wish that pollution (including co2) was reversed to pre industrial revolution levels, this means that all material causing pollution is transformed back into raw material, so all excess co2 would be transformed back into what it was before, oil/coal/wood, suddenly we would have a clean planet, full of natural resources and modern technology, as well as an understanding of climate change, we would get a second chance, but with an enourmous jumpstart.
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To be able to convince anyone of anything, without reservations, whenever I choose
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That I can never be forcefully contained within any construct or vessel, allowing me to leave whenever I like and return as I please.
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Become a genie
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Iunno, whatever I feel like convincing the first person to rub my completely voluntary lamp to wish for.
End world hunger
As much money as I'll virtually need for a comfortable daily life
Initiate world peace ✌️
Edit: Would happily change as much money as I'll virtually need for the ability to reincarnate pm_me_your_vagina_pics_thanks friend whom died of cancer