this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a man living in that teddy bear 100%. Just waiting to pop out when the time is right.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is exactly what I had in mind when I commented

[–] damnfinecoffee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

what is this from? looks familiar but can't put my finger on it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The Human Chair, a manga by Junji Ito, based on a horror short story by Edogawa Ranpo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Junji Ito manga

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Be grateful it didn't turn out to be an Eldritch horror with six and a half feet instead of just two long ones

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

cheapest fursuit on the market

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I like it better with the legs.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I wonder if they manufactured a special one for the photoshoot or used a perspective trick.

[–] RunawayFixer 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Definitely a perspective trick. The legs are that long to be able to say that the bear is 6.5 feet long. Buyers want to buy a giant teddy bear and instead they get a smaller bear than expected, but with super long legs. The manufacturer and seller knew what they were doing: purposefully misleading buyers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But why. I can't imagine "technically true but obviously misleading" would be better than straight up lying

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably harder to return when you technically got what you paid for.

[–] RunawayFixer 3 points 1 year ago

Basically this, it was after all exactly as described.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I doubt they have the skill and camera to arrange a long-distance zoomed-in shot. The factory is obviously capable of making normal-looking 3” bears so I think they sell those too (at a lower price).

[–] RunawayFixer 6 points 1 year ago

There's really no need for that much effort to make a confusing perspective photo. Just take the photo from a lower point than usual (it makes things seem larger), with the light out of the right direction so that the shadows don't spoil the illusion, with the long legs pointing towards the camera in saturated light so that the depth is not clear. Kinda exactly like was done here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure just perspective trick. A lot cheaper and faster anyway.

[–] pigup 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

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[–] FlyingSquid 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hideous? That's an accurate representation of the Nigerian Long-Legged Bear. It kills its prey by choking it with its long back legs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago