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[–] IanSomnia 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It upsets me how well they cooked the grilled cheese.

[–] Zoboomafoo 4 points 7 months ago

Same, I wish my grilled cheeses turned out that color

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago
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[–] pastaPersona 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

But does this count as a melt or a grilled cheese at this point

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'd say a grilled cheese, because it could be argued that the gushers are a sauce

[–] jopepa 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It’s a melt. Sauce or not the gushers are a key ingredient instead of a garnish. A Sloppy Joe is basically a meat sauce sandwich, but you wouldn’t call it a grilled cheese if you added cheese to it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Meat doesn't melt into the cheese. Gushers do

[–] jopepa 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then why can I see those gusher shells floating in the cheese? It’s okay to be wrong just don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s rain you liar.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Man I'm not doing any pissing I'm just telling you that gushers have a closer texture to cheese than meats or vegetables, so the experience of eating this would be more of a grilled cheese experience than a melt experience

[–] jopepa 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You’re wrong. You’re foolish. And likely a bad person. /s this has been fun, have a good one you fucking animal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna fuck your mom and your dad while you watch, then I'll burn your whole house down with a single lemon and a pair of binoculars 😎

[–] jopepa 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And call it a burnt grilled cheese sandwich? You stupid fuck. Good luck with that, it’s overcast dipshit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Oh look it's raining piss. You better not get your leg wet or your dog might start humping. I am currently in a cave, and all these rocks look like you. My hat is on fire now.

[–] jopepa 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don’t get me wrong, the rocks were very flattering, but you know that’s way too much, too fast, right? I think my dog and I are gonna take our chances in the piss storm and get out of here. Good luck with the hat, though, just be careful. Okay take care.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Ok hon 🥰 stay baked and don't forget to use a condom 👍

[–] damnfinecoffee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

maybe it's a special kinda cheese like pepper jack, but gushers instead of peppers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

EXACTLY MY POINT

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

We solved this at the old place, it's a melt.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

What a horrible day to have not lost my eyes to childhood diabetes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Josh from Mythical Kitchen would love this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Why don't you just get a bag of sugar and a spoon ... it would save you so much time and effort.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Do you think its good tho?

Id try a bite

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Butter or mayo?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I'll try it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Now plate it up on a toilet seat or some shit.

[–] nebula42 2 points 7 months ago

John Egbert is gonna have an aneurysm