this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] Contramuffin 29 points 1 year ago

I misread the sign in the back as "GIRAFFE," and that makes the entire image funnier

[–] Son_of_dad 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Watch the security shutters come down and decapitate this guy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

razor sharp security shutters

[–] ettyblatant 3 points 1 year ago

You don't understand! You were supposed to die on that bridge!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hoarding that much money under your mattress is bad for the economy. The cash must flow.

[–] uis 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

GDP is the worst possible metric.

[–] TryingToEscapeTarkov 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But its the best possible weed.

[–] uis 1 points 1 year ago

I expected to see "But it is the best possible imperial"

[–] c0mbatbag3l 1 points 1 year ago

Lack of impulse control? Just claim it's good for the economy!

[–] Sylvartas 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's ok to swear on the Internet

[–] Fridgeratr 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah I've never heard of a 🟥🟥 voice

[–] RampantParanoia2365 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Text touching the edge of a picture gives me anxiety.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I think this image has seen better days.

[–] darelik 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

"I AM KORBEN DALLAS!"

Teller presses alarm, roller doors come crashing down

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The french method

[–] Shardikprime 0 points 1 year ago

Negative, he is a meat popsicle

[–] rockSlayer 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look at mr moneybags over here

[–] Buddahriffic 1 points 1 year ago

Except after inflation, that $3 is only worth $3.

[–] Siegfried 5 points 1 year ago

Somewhere in Argentina during ~2012 or so, a grandpa made it into the news because he wanted to buy 10 US$ in the bank for his grandson. (US$ market was close to most civilians). The government investigated the old pal, and the president referenced him in open TV calling him a greedy old man...

Things you didnt want to know, but here we are