this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] slaacaa 37 points 8 months ago

They must be the only person who platinumed the Gollum game.

[–] xantoxis 26 points 8 months ago (7 children)

So what does that leave for anon? Pac-Man? Mario games (as long as he's not playing Luigi). Hollow Knight seems safe

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

If he eats a grow shroom he rage quits Mario Bros.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Dwarf fortress.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] derekabutton 4 points 8 months ago

That new Golem game, unfortunately.

[–] morphballganon 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Kirby, BotW/TotK (not Twilight Princess), Sonic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Lost Vikings

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kerbal Space Program maybe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

jeb after the 2 asteroid clamps pull him apart into spaghetti

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Grounded for sure.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

"Wow, this Halo game looks cool, Master Chief is bada-

7 feet tall...

Godammit"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

I'm guessing OP isn't a fan of NBA 2k franchise.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I guess it's JRR Tolkiens The Hobbit for PS2 for me then.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What is the game with the tallest possible protagonist?

[–] kautau 13 points 8 months ago

If we are being loose by definition of “protagonist” here,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_(video_game)

Lets you become a galaxy. In terms of physical scale that’s pretty tall

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My best guess is Katamari Damacy.
You start out as a small ball that rolls around and smaller than you things you touch stick to you, making you grow.
Eventually you start ripping out entire islands from the sea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkUxYlTA3Uc

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Depends on your definition of protagonist probably? If I recall correctly in Katamari you are not actually the ball, but the very small prince who rolls the ball around. In the early stages when the ball is small enough you can still see him, but later when you roll up buildings etc. your actual protagonist is too small to be visible.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 7 points 8 months ago

Try Hollow Knight!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i wouldn't be able to play any games

[–] petersr 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I think Mario is not that tall.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

> Playing Mario

> Eat mushroom

> Mario grows tall

> Throw Nintendo out window

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

That's okay, he's a few pixels high anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Wtf? If you're short - people don't like it, if you're tall - people don't like it too, if you're of normal height - noone cares. So what's the point really in worrying so much about it?