this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] slaacaa 38 points 1 year ago

They must be the only person who platinumed the Gollum game.

[–] xantoxis 27 points 1 year ago (7 children)

So what does that leave for anon? Pac-Man? Mario games (as long as he's not playing Luigi). Hollow Knight seems safe

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

If he eats a grow shroom he rage quits Mario Bros.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Dwarf fortress.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] derekabutton 4 points 1 year ago

That new Golem game, unfortunately.

[–] morphballganon 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kirby, BotW/TotK (not Twilight Princess), Sonic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Lost Vikings

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kerbal Space Program maybe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

jeb after the 2 asteroid clamps pull him apart into spaghetti

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Grounded for sure.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

"Wow, this Halo game looks cool, Master Chief is bada-

7 feet tall...

Godammit"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I'm guessing OP isn't a fan of NBA 2k franchise.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess it's JRR Tolkiens The Hobbit for PS2 for me then.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What is the game with the tallest possible protagonist?

[–] kautau 13 points 1 year ago

If we are being loose by definition of “protagonist” here,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_(video_game)

Lets you become a galaxy. In terms of physical scale that’s pretty tall

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My best guess is Katamari Damacy.
You start out as a small ball that rolls around and smaller than you things you touch stick to you, making you grow.
Eventually you start ripping out entire islands from the sea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkUxYlTA3Uc

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Depends on your definition of protagonist probably? If I recall correctly in Katamari you are not actually the ball, but the very small prince who rolls the ball around. In the early stages when the ball is small enough you can still see him, but later when you roll up buildings etc. your actual protagonist is too small to be visible.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 7 points 1 year ago

Try Hollow Knight!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i wouldn't be able to play any games

[–] petersr 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think Mario is not that tall.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

> Playing Mario

> Eat mushroom

> Mario grows tall

> Throw Nintendo out window

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's okay, he's a few pixels high anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Wtf? If you're short - people don't like it, if you're tall - people don't like it too, if you're of normal height - noone cares. So what's the point really in worrying so much about it?