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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't measure up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] xantoxis 26 points 8 months ago (7 children)

So what does that leave for anon? Pac-Man? Mario games (as long as he's not playing Luigi). Hollow Knight seems safe

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

If he eats a grow shroom he rage quits Mario Bros.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Dwarf fortress.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pikmin

[–] derekabutton 4 points 8 months ago

That new Golem game, unfortunately.

[–] morphballganon 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Kirby, BotW/TotK (not Twilight Princess), Sonic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Kerbal Space Program maybe?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

jeb after the 2 asteroid clamps pull him apart into spaghetti

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Lost Vikings

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Grounded for sure.