One does not simply "contain a duck"
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I was there the day the strength of our fence doors failed.
It was a mess, a total bloodbath. The kids in the playground didn’t stand a chance. They were trying to crawl up the slides but it was no use. I still remember the duck waiting patiently under the monkey bars as a small boy’s feet flailed helplessly above. I can still hear the ducks slow, evenly-spaced quacks as it mocked his fate. Terrible.
SCP-5318008:
A duck.
Keter level threat.
Do not attempt to contain or approach SCP-5318008 under any circumstances.
Another reboot of X-Men? Again?
Feels like something you'd see in Duck Souls
it is like being hit by a ~~t~~duck
Legends speak of multiple ducks all across the world.
Is that duck heading up the mountain to see Edward scissorhands?