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[–] iqwertyasdf 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey guys in todays video we will show you how to save someone from choking. But first a word from our sponsor!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

but BUT SHES CHOKING ON THE RAYCON BUD!

[–] MrJameGumb 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I know when someone is choking I like to look up click bait life hack videos on YouTube instead of calling 911

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Probably more like while someone is calling 911 or after someone has called 911

[–] Takumidesh 9 points 8 months ago

911 is going to give you a comprehensive step by step guide on what you should be doing.

Speed watching a YouTube video is likely to do more harm than good.

[–] meco03211 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I can perform the heimlich maneuver. First I'll need 20 sqft of corrugated cardboard, a hot glue gun, some wooden dowels...

[–] minorcoma 6 points 8 months ago

You forgot the soda bottle.

[–] MrJameGumb 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the paperclips and small motor from a broken appliance

[–] meco03211 3 points 8 months ago

If you don't have a broken appliance, just grab your favorite one and break it. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Didn't the heinie lick family want royalties on the name usage and now we call it J thrust?

[–] lemmylommy 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

So, what is quicker: watching the ads or subscribing to YouTube premium?

[–] MrJameGumb 3 points 8 months ago

They're about the same, but if you want to see the full video with all the life saving tips and tricks then you'll need to join their Patreon

[–] kemsat 1 points 8 months ago

As a subscriber, subscribing.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

How are people so infantile that they consult YouTube in an emergency?

[–] PopcornPrincess -1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

LPT: If you refresh your page during the ad, it will skip the ad.

[–] bigdog_00 1 points 8 months ago

Apparently only on refresh number 5 iirc