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[–] MrJameGumb 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I know when someone is choking I like to look up click bait life hack videos on YouTube instead of calling 911

[–] meco03211 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can perform the heimlich maneuver. First I'll need 20 sqft of corrugated cardboard, a hot glue gun, some wooden dowels...

[–] minorcoma 7 points 1 year ago

You forgot the soda bottle.

[–] MrJameGumb 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget the paperclips and small motor from a broken appliance

[–] meco03211 3 points 1 year ago

If you don't have a broken appliance, just grab your favorite one and break it. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Didn't the heinie lick family want royalties on the name usage and now we call it J thrust?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably more like while someone is calling 911 or after someone has called 911

[–] Takumidesh 10 points 1 year ago

911 is going to give you a comprehensive step by step guide on what you should be doing.

Speed watching a YouTube video is likely to do more harm than good.