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[–] meco03211 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I can perform the heimlich maneuver. First I'll need 20 sqft of corrugated cardboard, a hot glue gun, some wooden dowels...

[–] minorcoma 7 points 1 year ago

You forgot the soda bottle.

[–] MrJameGumb 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget the paperclips and small motor from a broken appliance

[–] meco03211 3 points 1 year ago

If you don't have a broken appliance, just grab your favorite one and break it. Problem solved.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Didn't the heinie lick family want royalties on the name usage and now we call it J thrust?