Graveyard shift at the dicksucking factory is the worst. All the dicks have weird erections and the cum taste like fish. Glad I got an honest, union job at the new asseating factory they built pass the river.
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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Tell me about it. I keep trying to get my coworkers to organize, but they’re all a bunch of corporate cocksuckers.
For a moment there i thought tshirt scam bots have finally come to lemmy and I was like "nature is healing"
No but one of my friends got caught by one somewhere and decided to share this wonderful shitty ultra-low-quality direct-to-garment print-on-demand shirt website to our discord.
Not even time and a half?
No one getting time and a half just for working there graveyard shift, though there's probably a shift differential.
oh my. this is lovely